Happy, happy, joy, joy
Speaking of staying on this little island: I’ve been asked if I’d like to come back here to perform in June and July, too.
After saying, “Blimey!”, I thought for a while, and then said no. I wouldn’t want to come back quite that soon (after all, earthquake-damaged Britain clearly needs me), but hopefully will return here another time.
And in the meantime, it appears that this little ol’ blog of mine has turned out to have a useful third purpose* in terms of filling my shoes. T has been forwarding the URL to musicians and other venues, and it seems that Lost In Transposition has become quite the hit in terms of selling this gig (and hopefully, erm, me) - and he now has people queuing up to want to come here. Who’d have thunk it?
Meawhile, in other good news: I’m going to be doing some writing and photography work for T’s agency, creating the pages for various acts.
And in other, even better news: I’m about to take delivery of a bouncing new baby black Macbook, hopefully tomorrow. The announcement of the new Macbooks this week by Apple has meant that prices of the old models have now been slashed; and Penang’s Apple reseller has a shiny new/old 2.2 black Macbook with a 160GB hard drive for less than I (or rather: my insurance company) was about to pay for a new, inferior white one. In some ways, it would be great to get one of the brand new 2.4 white Macbooks - they’re faster and the battery life is better - but they don’t know when they’ll get delivery here, and it might not be for another three weeks. So, after reading all the reviews online and weighing it all up, I’ve decided to go for the older model, and get it soon.
Here endeth the geekery.
Oh, and one more piece of happy news: I’ve found out that American vocalist and Personal Jazz Hero Kurt Elling is coming to Singapore as part of a music festival next month - and he’s giving a vocal masterclass one Sunday, my day off. Unfortunately, places have now closed in terms of taking part, but you can get tickets to watch it - so this might be the perfect time to take up that offer by the hotel owner, D, of coming to Singapore for the night. And actually, it’s probably just as well there’s no more places for students. I think I would just pee my pants if I had to sing in front of Mr E. And considering this isn’t a masterclass for three year-olds, I’m not sure that would be socially acceptable.
*The first purpose being: to keep me sane. The second being: to reassure friends and family of my sanity.











February 28th, 2008 at 5.32pm
you could always invest in some incontinence pants before you sang.
February 28th, 2008 at 5.34pm
cue some wee related song lines:
Urine the money
etc.
February 28th, 2008 at 5.36pm
dear oh dear… *shakes head*…
February 28th, 2008 at 5.38pm
I don’t know that one
February 28th, 2008 at 6.05pm
Wow, you are a hit! Fantastic, well done. We do need you back here as Mat’s cup fell over during the quake. Hurry home x
February 28th, 2008 at 6.48pm
whaaat??!?? why didn’t you tell me before, woman! I’m on the next flight out of here….
February 28th, 2008 at 11.05pm
The scene: Andrea, in audience, waits for beginning of Masterclass.
Andrea sips on coke, in quiet anticipation. Hero E enters. Audience quivvers with excitement. Masterclass begins. A few minutes in, E pauses. All wait, expectantly. Andrea sips coke again. Looks down at programme. Looks up again only to lock eyes with those dazzling beams of light shining forth from the brilliance of Mr E. “Andrea, darling, I’ve heard so much about you and think you’re the best person here to demonstrate this technique. Please step out!” But what does Andrea do next?
To be continued …
February 29th, 2008 at 8.25am
Not by me
February 29th, 2008 at 5.04pm
well, she puts on that incontinence pad and makes her way, slightly awkwardly and with a astrange gait, it has to be said, to the stage….
February 29th, 2008 at 7.52pm
actually, the correct answer is:
*Andrea turns round to see Andrea Bocelli sitting in the seat behind her*
February 29th, 2008 at 8.02pm
but not before she has embarassingly risen from her chair and started to move towards the stage….
February 29th, 2008 at 8.03pm
legs akimbo
February 29th, 2008 at 8.04pm
what a good word - akimbo. Must look it up
May 1st, 2010 at 9.29pm
Andrea Bocelli is truly a master. He has a super great voice that sounds heavenly..*’